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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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