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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.