Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."
Oh honey, if your love language is as dead as Latin, maybe consider trying out ‘Google Translate for the Heart.’ I hear it comes with free lessons in ‘Romance 101.’ ππ