Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and ancient love language of the extinct, the lost art of romancing like Caesar himself. If only we could revive it, maybe then we'd have a chance at deciphering those cryptic texts from our partners. Alas, it seems our love lives are doomed to remain as mysterious as a Latin inscription on a crumbling Roman ruin."
My love language is deader than Latin.

Response
Oh honey, if your love language is as dead as Latin, maybe consider trying out ‘Google Translate for the Heart.’ I hear it comes with free lessons in ‘Romance 101.’ 😉😂