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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.