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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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