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  • You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
  • Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.
  • When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
  • Human hibernation should be a thing.
  • I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
  • Wake me up when I’m rich!