My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
