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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.