Trendy Funny Quotes

  • No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.
  • Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
  • Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.
  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
  • My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.
  • My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.