My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.