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"Who knew the power of parental threats could extend beyond their own walls and inspire random acts of cleanliness 😅🧹 Looks like the fear of an angry mom or dad transcends neighborhood boundaries! #CleanRoomRevolution"

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24 shares on Discord this month:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Spotted on Instagram:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Spotted on Telegram:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Going viral on YouTube:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Going viral on WeChat:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Breaking via Slack:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Spotted on Reddit:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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