My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.