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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I had too much to think last night.

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I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Breaking via TikTok:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Going bananas on Slack:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Seen just now on Threads:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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