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93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

70 shares on Slack this month:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

76 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

27 shares on Slack this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

24 shares on Slack this month:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

89 shares on X this month:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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