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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.