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"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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70 shares on Threads this month:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

100 shares on Twitch this month:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

55 shares on X this month:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

91 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Not again. I mean good morning.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Seen just now on Discord:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Breaking via Messenger:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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