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"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

The future is buffering.

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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