My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Commentary:
“Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂”

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