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"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"

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98 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

57 shares on Discord this month:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

67 shares on X this month:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

18 shares on Threads this month:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Trending via TikTok:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Just landed via TikTok:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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