Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?
  • I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.
  • I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.
  • The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”
  • Ramen is just anime spaghetti.
  • That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.