My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.