My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Commentary:
"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! πŸΊπŸ˜… Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! πŸ€£πŸ’¬ #HusbandProblems"