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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, go…

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, go…

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"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beer, believe, bring, communication, complaint, humor, i, joke, lazy, me, relationship, say, text, wife on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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