My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
