My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, go… Commentary:"Looks like 'beer-gate' is in full swing! 🍺😅 Don't worry, I'll be your mediator – just remember, happy wife, happy life! 🤣💬 #HusbandProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.