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Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles

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30 shares on Reddit this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

16 shares on Threads this month:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

69 shares on Slack this month:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

76 shares on X this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Trending via Snapchat:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Breaking via Reddit:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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