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Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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