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Looks like "yelling less" quickly turned into "yelling stress" for this brave parent 🙈🔥. The road to improved parenting may have hit a pothole or two! 🛣️🚗 #ParentingStruggles

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77 shares on Reddit this month:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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