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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.