Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.
- I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.
- Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.
- My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
- It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.