Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Posted onMay 6, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’ I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off! The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.