Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’ Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off! My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.