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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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"Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cry, humor, job, laughter, least, never, paid, productivity, weekend, work on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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