Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”