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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Friends with consequences.

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Weddings should have a worst man.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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