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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

32 shares on Threads this month:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Seen just now on Discord:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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