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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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5 months ago

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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2 months ago

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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2 months ago

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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2 months ago

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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2 months ago

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

20 shares on Discord this month:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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