Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.
  • Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.
  • Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.
  • I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.
  • Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
  • When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.