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  • I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.
  • I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
  • My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
  • I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
  • Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
  • My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.