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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.