No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope. Funny Quotes May 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNo matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
