Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.
  • You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.
  • Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.
  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
  • One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.