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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Going viral on X:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Spotted on Twitch:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Just landed via Discord:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Spotted on Telegram:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Live now on Reddit:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Just shared via Telegram:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Just landed via Threads:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Playful quote about good neighbors, highlighting humor in neighborly relationships.
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"Who needs a fence when you've got a great neighbor next door? They're like a real-life superhero in the world of lawn disputes and noisy pets! 🦸‍♂️🏡 #NeighborGoals"

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37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

17 shares on X this month:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine being social on social media.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Going viral on Twitch:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Shared recently on X:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Trending via Reddit:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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