Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.
- The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.
- If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
- Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
- If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.