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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Looks like quicksand finally got a grip on itself and thought, "Maybe drowning people isn't the way to go." 😅🌪️ Thank goodness for those authorities – saving lives and boots one step at a time! 🙌🏻👢 #RIPQuicksandVictims

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1970s, authority, control, deaths, God, humor, irony, nightmare, quicksand, thank, under on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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