Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.