Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?