Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep. Commentary:"Ah, the most cherished form of intermittent fasting – sleep! 💤 Who knew we were all unintentional experts in fasting? 😂 #IntermittentSleepFasting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.
