Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the joys of embracing the 'old and bitter' life! Who knew it could be so pleasantly satisfying? 🧓🏼🍋 Don't knock it 'til you try it, right? 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end. My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.