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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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73 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

44 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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