Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the joys of embracing the 'old and bitter' life! Who knew it could be so pleasantly satisfying? 🧓🏼🍋 Don't knock it 'til you try it, right? 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.