Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
  • I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
  • Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.
  • Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.