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- A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
- If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
- Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
- Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.