On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOn a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.