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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he sp…

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he sp…

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🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Axe, dare, deodorant, humor, mishap, mouth, parenting, scent, son on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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