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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.