Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.
  • I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
  • Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.
  • My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.