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Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Men make it so easy to hate them.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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