Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m gettin…

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money's worth.

Commentary:
“Sorry, I can’t join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife”

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