Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth. Commentary:"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore. I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
