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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged financial, getting, home, humor, me, money, mortgage, paid, responsibility, staying, staying in, worth on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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