Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.
  • When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
  • Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.
  • You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
  • Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.
  • My favorite color is money.