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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged family, food, frustration, give, give in, humor, just, kids, over, parenting, repetition, snack, throw, yelling on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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