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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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