Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! πΈπ¨ Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! π οΈπ" Related Funny Posts π€ Farmers markets should be for vegetables β not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts. If youβre curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because theyβll definitely find then break it. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne. A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes. In my 20βs: might hit the club tonight. In my 40βs: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.