People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPeople who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?