People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don't they have thoughts?

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“Those who can fall asleep faster than a dropped potato 🥔 have got to be hiding some magical sleep secrets 🧙‍♂️. Do they skip the overthinking stage and dive straight into dreamland? 🌙 Maybe they’re just professional nappers with a PhD in Dozing Off 😴. Sweet dreams or plot twist: they’re actually night ninjas 🌌!”

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