Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
  • Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
  • Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
  • I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.
  • My love language is deader than Latin.
  • The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.