People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”