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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Commentary:
"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, concern, golf, humor, me, much, people, play, sport, watch on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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