People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.