People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPeople who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.