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  • The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.
  • I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”
  • Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
  • Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
  • Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
  • My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.