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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.