People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much… Commentary:"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill. Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.