People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it. Commentary:"Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked. Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.