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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.