Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Commentary:"Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble. Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act. I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
