Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆" Related funny posts 😂 You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune. Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act. Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old. One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.
