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  • Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.
  • I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
  • Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?
  • Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?
  • Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.
  • No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.