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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.