Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.
  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
  • I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.
  • Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.
  • I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.