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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Just shared via Twitch:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Live now on WhatsApp:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Just landed via WeChat:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Making waves on Slack:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Just shared via WeChat:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Making waves on Reddit:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

2 weeks ago

Humorous text about hiding a dead body in a new browser tab for reading later.

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63 shares on TikTok this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

87 shares on Discord this month:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Shared recently on Threads:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Making waves on Telegram:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Just shared via WeChat:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Spotted on Snapchat:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Spotted on Instagram:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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