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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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I donโ€™t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Iโ€™m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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"Ah, the perfect crime – burying a dead body among the endless sea of unread articles and forgotten tabs! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ป Just make sure you don't accidentally close that tab when you're deep into the article… ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ” #TechSavvyMurderMystery"



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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Yโ€™all can keep the nonchalant ones โ€” I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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If my fingers donโ€™t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? Iโ€™ve needed that in literally every job Iโ€™ve had.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.