Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.