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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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My favorite color is money.