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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, going, humor, poetry, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, sleep on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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