Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.