Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRoses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.