Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

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