Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’™ Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ˜… Just remember, itโ€™s all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.