Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
  • When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.
  • Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.
  • Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.
  • Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
  • Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.