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  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
  • I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
  • Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.
  • You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
  • If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?
  • Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.