Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Commentary:
Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who’s been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let’s hope he doesn’t get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline

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