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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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