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  • “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.
  • You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
  • Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
  • Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.
  • I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.
  • Being social sucks all my energy.