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Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! ☕️🙉 Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! 😂

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32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

30 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

42 shares on Discord this month:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

97 shares on Slack this month:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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