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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! β˜•οΈπŸ™‰ Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! πŸ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, caffeine, coffee, day, eye, hear, humor, i, left, second, struggle on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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