Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
  • If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
  • My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.