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Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! ☕️🙉 Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! 😂

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

2 months ago
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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

2 months ago
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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

1 month ago
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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

2 months ago
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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

1 month ago
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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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