Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Carpe diem! 🌞 Unless today's coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! 🚀 #Priorities Related Funny Posts 🤝 I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew. I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks. Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol. Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that. I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.