Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Carpe diem! ๐ Unless today's coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! ๐ #Priorities Related Funny Posts ๐ค I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. โSeize the day!โ No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. I donโt always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew. I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks. Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.