Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Carpe diem! 🌞 Unless today’s coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! 🚀 #Priorities

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