Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSeize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around. Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat? Being social sucks all my energy. Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men. It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.