Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.