Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”