Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.