Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.