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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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