Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year ππ Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! πͺπ #SantasGotOptions" Related Funny Posts π€ My bra isnβt just padded β itβs also filled with cookie and chip crumbs. βSanta isnβt real!β Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Using my one phone call to call Santa.