Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Commentary:
โ€œLooks like someone is really trying to get on Santaโ€™s โ€˜niceโ€™ list this year ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ… Who knew that cookies werenโ€™t the only thing on the menu! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ #SantasGotOptionsโ€

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