Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping. That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.