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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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93 shares on Instagram this month:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

76 shares on Messenger this month:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

81 shares on YouTube this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Making waves on Twitch:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Just landed via Telegram:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Making waves on Messenger:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Spotted on Slack:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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