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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Blink if you want me!

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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60 shares on Twitch this month:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

65 shares on X this month:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

28 shares on Discord this month:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

98 shares on Discord this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

76 shares on WeChat this month:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Just shared via Pinterest:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Breaking via Reddit:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Blink if you want me!

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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