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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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