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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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