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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Making waves on Pinterest:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Breaking via Reddit:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Breaking via Discord:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Just landed via Twitch:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Playful quote about slipping and water jets, with a humorous self-deprecating twist.
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"Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

31 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Trending via Reddit:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Trending via Pinterest:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Going viral on YouTube:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Spotted on Messenger:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Just landed via Discord:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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