Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
  • If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
  • If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.
  • Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
  • I think my soulmate might be carbs.
  • Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.