Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.