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  • I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
  • Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
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  • Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.
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  • At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.