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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.