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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.