So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?